Manusia sering menjadikan banteng sebagai objek untuk permainan. Nah bagaimana kalau mereka mengamuk? Bagaimana cara mengatasinya? Ini ada beberapa tips buat anda:
1. Terpaksa menggunakan jurus lari di atas air
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOwhyu50C-EaQ5fX1Ww8apDC6P-mm1w7HANtjQIXHEJCGP1vVQ_4hApGwI2BouLID13TRW6MkI3o97-lxAHMJi7XlPGwJRMPx8VweSf34m3B8WDddXoM_CLJERrt938L977CKCKINVlaE/s400/banteng+air.jpg)
2. Ngumpet berharap bantengnya ngga melihat kehadiran anda
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO-WhO8QklBL8ZoukZxIt7j5W_pNHV8LFxJJHINll5nO6Gf2lC8z5gctF_YGT0G6eEd8fDOaRZ8NmjlAJcGsg-gu_bZDVtFn7xj6ez5UQSjp-9nguiXReN9F3sul8x6UE6Qm9IyieLWmM/s400/ngumpet.jpg)
3. Nyebur ke kali berharap bantengnya ngga bisa berenang
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmquZRaziWQPDY2SFfNGjOhf2U1AEWuLPH0q-S-gI7LPtXwLnVyypZO4H6mpzvdMweicHEyDrRBLX4CeLLiVRP8wNccilgEUS999_0Lok9dFFhb4gkbu0J76Pb1Z4Yb6cHZt9JHrIVlcs/s400/confusing003.jpg)
4. Anda harus mempunyai fisik yang kuat sehingga bantengnya kecapean mengejar anda
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWQW1K2f2PMZ96i8A5EJ4ukosT25mDc6ESOsyabAfNRjHXCNSw9Nk8mHYKFC6whIua3MLRXKoUKGqI_w10nKOd25XH071gHo0JzMtHvZrcj086hgkeHJ1jw2mNgp_ArEwiBUzoFXlwvzM/s400/capek+ahhh.jpg)
5. Ambil langkah seribu sambil keluarin lidah
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_WHmbq4NBns-gX7oN-phRj953V5NFYhfYtQs066KXC4Ew4cP_IolvPNxhm975yXQxBCqP63PWLQj4kXYHfM4U2H2vqNf_IYM7MpHuO1IeffvRJ2d1ibKuFBd98ODrqN8zYLE46j0vKDU/s400/aduh+maaak.jpg)
sumber: http://blognyajose.blogspot.com/2008/09/tips-menghadapi-banteng-ngamuk.html
1. Terpaksa menggunakan jurus lari di atas air
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOwhyu50C-EaQ5fX1Ww8apDC6P-mm1w7HANtjQIXHEJCGP1vVQ_4hApGwI2BouLID13TRW6MkI3o97-lxAHMJi7XlPGwJRMPx8VweSf34m3B8WDddXoM_CLJERrt938L977CKCKINVlaE/s400/banteng+air.jpg)
2. Ngumpet berharap bantengnya ngga melihat kehadiran anda
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO-WhO8QklBL8ZoukZxIt7j5W_pNHV8LFxJJHINll5nO6Gf2lC8z5gctF_YGT0G6eEd8fDOaRZ8NmjlAJcGsg-gu_bZDVtFn7xj6ez5UQSjp-9nguiXReN9F3sul8x6UE6Qm9IyieLWmM/s400/ngumpet.jpg)
3. Nyebur ke kali berharap bantengnya ngga bisa berenang
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmquZRaziWQPDY2SFfNGjOhf2U1AEWuLPH0q-S-gI7LPtXwLnVyypZO4H6mpzvdMweicHEyDrRBLX4CeLLiVRP8wNccilgEUS999_0Lok9dFFhb4gkbu0J76Pb1Z4Yb6cHZt9JHrIVlcs/s400/confusing003.jpg)
4. Anda harus mempunyai fisik yang kuat sehingga bantengnya kecapean mengejar anda
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWQW1K2f2PMZ96i8A5EJ4ukosT25mDc6ESOsyabAfNRjHXCNSw9Nk8mHYKFC6whIua3MLRXKoUKGqI_w10nKOd25XH071gHo0JzMtHvZrcj086hgkeHJ1jw2mNgp_ArEwiBUzoFXlwvzM/s400/capek+ahhh.jpg)
5. Ambil langkah seribu sambil keluarin lidah
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_WHmbq4NBns-gX7oN-phRj953V5NFYhfYtQs066KXC4Ew4cP_IolvPNxhm975yXQxBCqP63PWLQj4kXYHfM4U2H2vqNf_IYM7MpHuO1IeffvRJ2d1ibKuFBd98ODrqN8zYLE46j0vKDU/s400/aduh+maaak.jpg)
sumber: http://blognyajose.blogspot.com/2008/09/tips-menghadapi-banteng-ngamuk.html
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